Dark Side of the Moo

It's a moonumoontal work of moosical genius!

Albert Holstein

This cow's very clever
Not to mention grey-haired
It must be hard work
Working out E=moo squared!

How Now Browncoat

This cow's seeking serenity!

(This cow isn't on moochandise yet - but lots of udders are!)

Moobacca

“MRRaaaaow RrraRRRwwr MmmRoooooooooooooooo!” Hailing from the forested world of Cowshyyyk, the peaceful Mookiees are known to get really angry when annoyed and have been known to pull the arms off opponents in space chess.

(Sorry, this moo isn't available to buy on stuff - yet. But loads of others are!)

Cowptain Amoorica

An all-amoorican hero
Ready to face danger
And afterwards some lunch
In a handy manger

Angry Cows

Down on the farm the pigs have once again taken the milk... with a mighty moo! the angry cows will have their revenge.

(We're pretty sure we can't sell things with this design on, but there's lot's of other moochandise to brighten up your life with!)

Super Moorio

This moontendo hero
Has found a new galaxy
But cows can't use controllers
On the moontendo wii!

Dr Moo

Da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum da dum... ooo-eee-oooooooo it's Dr Moooooooooooooo...